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Drunken thread fail
Edit:
It was more fun while inebriated
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There is a fight brewing…
Crisis averted 
thread has been rated, you fucking suck
Same sex copulation with an exact duplicate of yourself can be a fun and rewarding experience for the both of you. Be forewarned you must kill the doppleganger before it decides to murder you and take your place.
+1
At least I did not try to explain the shovels, rake
And a wood pallet that ended up in the back of the car.