So I guess not everything in Dubai is better than here - The Government installed a rather large speed bump on a street that locals had developed a habit of traveling on at very high speeds. Only one minor problem, the government didn’t tell anyone it had installed the speed bump. Without a sign of warning vehicles hit the mound and leave terra firma, only to land in a shower of sparks as their suspensions bottom out.
And one of the victims? A poor, unexpecting Lambo Gallardo
“Oh man I got a lambo my dick is THISSSS BIGGG im gonna go fast wait whats that no no NO NOOOOO SHIIIIIITTTTTT BOOM DICK IS SHRINKING [size=3]SHRINKING [size=1]shrinking[/size] ”[/size]
sorta on the same topic: when i went to ecuador they had speed bumps that they called “sleeping policemen” and you could only do 5mph over otherwise you’d either get stuck or bottom out.