So i was out delivering the other day, and i pulled up to the house. I got out, walked up, and knocked on the door. business as usual…
this kid comes to the door and pays for the food. all of a sudden he looks at the cackord and says “hey, didnt you have a black jetta?”
me - “ya, i had a jetta vr6 i just sold it a few weeks ago actu…”
dudebro- “ya man, i just picked up a 97 german edition 2.7 jetta v6!. its fuckign FAST!!!”
“wait, if its a vr6 its a 2.8, and the only year they were actually german built was a 94, i had one, if you look at the vin number there will be a letter before the…”
“dude this thing RIPS! IT SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING RACE CAR!!!”
“actually its not that fast, i ran low 15’s in my jetta and it was pretty much stock. ya the vr is a great sounding engine. but look, your car isnt german built if you look at the vin…”
“its got the TURBO TRANNY MOD!!! SIIIIQQQQQQQQQQQQQ!!!”
“ive never heard of that before. ever. who sold this car to you. you poor little bastard. someone is blowing smoke up your a…”
“dude i ripped off the airbox so now it has an intake!!! it fucking ROARS!!! SIIIIQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ Q Q!”
“wait did you put a cone filter at the end at least? thats not really good for the car at all. and its not really a v6, it only has one head. its a VR6 because…”
“DUDE I CANT WAIT TO GO RACE PEOPLE IT HAS 113K ON IT AND IT RUNS AWESOME AND ITS SO FAST!!!”
"dude its not that fast, is there any timing chain noise? you should really… you know what i have to go now. there is dough that needs to be streched and ummmm later! "
fucking kids… sad thing is, i was probably exactly like that when i was 18…
moral of the story - if you run into someone who had/has a similar car that you just bought, listen. ask questions. dont wait to talk. you might learn something. like to never buy a vw. :tup:
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