Dumb hot blonde from pgh on Jay Leno right now

true. really dumb.

so your trying to say you like the sausage and the taco?
Which do you perfer? :naughty:

Sausage only kthxbye

and with these comments, shelby wonders why he gets no ass. like seriously.

who ever said i dont get no ass?
if i wanted ass i can get it very easy

so you don’t WANT ass? :kekegay:

pics :dunno:

:owned:

go fist yourself! :finger: :naughty:

is that what youre going ot be doing on your big date with your asshole

Some things that don’t count.

-Sheep
-Cows
-Guys
-Dogs
-Cats
-donkeys
-little boys
-chickens
-horses

that does not apply in shelby’s world!

fixed

ya and ass only, because guys dont have vaginas :gaysex:

:bowrofl: :owned:

fixed more properly

jay we’re not talking about your list

Don’t froget even shelby’s car wouldn’t let him stick it in its gastank let alone its tailpipe

why settle for sausage when you can have salami?

PM me for details. :embarassd