"“I frequently jerk off to the thought of my ex-girlfriends dressed as clowns with massive breast implants.” :gotme:
" when i get drunk i steal girls handbags when they are not lookin.
i then buy weed with their money.
it doesnt finance a drug habit, more sort of creates one.
its fun. "
"I secretly felt happy when two of my co-workers had miscarriages. "
“I think we should call child services on every parent who gives their child a mullet. I see it every day and there’s no excuse for abuse like that.” - i agree.