so you just became a male (straight!) porn star, you rail hot chicks day in day out and thats great. Only one thing is missing in your life… a cheesy porn name!
What would you pick??? ( fresh names only please)
for me, hands down. Ebenezer Spooge
Jim “the hammer” shapiro
jumbo thornwood
Yellow Fever
wrd.
“Church Lancer”
heath dredger
Mt. Everygirl
(in case you suck, that’s pronounced “mount every girl”
I thought that was a given… “Middle name, Street name you grew up on”
B. Parkside
Monty Muffpuncher
Aleck Pussay
Richie Fargo
Biblach Kaulk
Mister Gu
Guzinia…Dick Guzinia
Peter Gozinia
:tup:
richard fitzwell.
Richard spewz
Scott Cottonwood or Scott Burnside or Scott Northwood. (middle name, street I grew up on. Other streets I lived on)
Or, Clean Baldy works just fine.
James Prospect…
I do like mister munch though.