“Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.” -Author Unknown
“Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.†-Dave Barry
“I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.” -Author Unknown
“To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior’.” -Rita Rudner
“People who make no noise are dangerous.” -Jean de La Fontaine
“I couldn’t find the car of my dreams, so I built it myself” -Ferdinand Porsche
“Mercedes Benz: A mechanical device that increases the sexual arousal in women.” -P.J.
O’Rourke
“Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.” -Jim Samuels […or 125 mph…]
“Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.” -Erma Bombeck
“Aerodynamics are for people who can’t build engines.” -Enzo Ferrari
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” -Earl Wilson
“Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.” -Dave Barry
“The car has become… an article of dress without which we feel uncertain, unclad, and incomplete.” -Marshall McLuhan, Understanding Media, 1964.
“Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit card gas.” -Earl Wilson
“A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the tank.” -Author Unknown
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it." -Dudley Moore