Famous Quotes...

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“Mercedes Benz: A mechanical device that increases the sexual arousal in women.” -P.J.
O’Rourke

“Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.” -Jim Samuels […or 125 mph…]

“Aerodynamics are for people who can’t build engines.” -Enzo Ferrari

“Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit card gas.” -Earl Wilson

“A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the tank.” -Author Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it." -Dudley Moore

My personal favorites… where did you find these? These are really humorous! Thread of the day!

–Gabe