Fat Buttocks Need Longer Needles

[points & laughs]

Fat Buttocks Need Longer Needles

Nov. 29, 2005

(WebMD) Obesity may require using longer needles to administer shots to patients’ behinds.

The reason: Fat may prevent standard needles from reaching muscles in the buttocks, especially in obese women. That could mean that patients aren’t getting the intended dose of medicine.

Victoria Chan, MBBCh, and colleagues reported their finding in Chicago at the Radiological Society of North America’s annual meeting.

Chan works in Dublin, Ireland, at The Adelaide and Meath Hospital’s clinical medicine department.

Telltale Sign

Chan’s study included 50 adults who were scheduled to get abdominal and pelvic CT scans. The patients were also getting injections to their behinds. Equal numbers of men and women took part.

Here’s how those shots are supposed to work: The medicine gets injected into the buttock muscles, then filters into nearby blood vessels.

Such shots are used for a variety of medicines, including vaccines, painkillers, contraceptives, and antinausea drugs.

The patients in Chan’s study agreed to get an extra bit of air shot into their behinds just before their CT scan. The shot contained an air bubble in addition to their injectable medicine. The CT scan showed whether the air bubble made it to the buttock muscles.

Falling Short

The air bubble reached the buttock muscles in less than a third of the patients (32%), Chan reports.

Men had more success with the shots than women. Shots succeeded in more than half of the men (56%) compared with 8% of women, who usually have more fat in their buttocks than men.

“Our study has demonstrated that a majority of people, especially women, are not getting the proper dosage from injections to the buttocks,” says Chan in a news release.

“There is no question that obesity is the underlying cause,” Chan continues. “We have identified a new problem related, in part, to the increasing amount of fat in patients’ buttocks.”

Fat vs. Muscle

Fat sits atop muscle in the buttocks. It’s not as rich in blood vessels as muscle. So injecting medicine into fat doesn’t do much good.

In fact, drugs from a botched buttock injection could linger in fatty tissue and cause infection and inflammation in the area, states the news release.

Chan suggests a simple fix: Longer needles for obese patients. “The more fat tissue there is in the buttock, the less likely the needle will reach the muscles underneath the fat,” Chan says.

Sources: Radiological Society of North America’s annual meeting, Chicago, Nov. 27-Dec.2, 2005. News release, Radiological Society of North America

When will america get off of it’s ass? Jesus these people can’t even take a friggin shot.

lololololol

lol

that is fucking funny

Hahhaha!

DISCRIMINATION!!!

What is that called, fatist? (Discrimination against fat people?)

This really pisses me off for some reason.

And the needles arent for people who are just fat. These needles are for people who are FATTY FAT FATTY’S. Its disgusting that society accommodates to these people who kill themselves with food.

Stupid fattys

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v492/NjccBflo/1.gif

very non-informative. how much longer? 2inch, 3 inch, 3 and 1/2??? :gotme:

lols./…

most of the people that are THAT fat have some kind of chemical problem…that really doesnt happen normally unless you try REALLY hard

:lol: :hitit:

I thought air bubbles in injections were bad. Oh well.

air bubbles in blood streams.

thats another thing about society now…nobody is at fault for their own problems.

im not saying there are NO people that are fat due to something they cant control…but most of them are just fucking lazy. thats like giving ritalin(sp) to every kid that acts hyper.

“its not my fault i weight 400 lbs, cant get the shots i need because i have too much fat on my ass, and i wont be able to make the 10 minute drive home without stopping in at mcdonalds for a big mac. its my genetics”

:roll:

edit: i wasnt going after you joe…just expressing some anger

I was told this is “be nice to fat people week”!!!

Edit: Nevermind, that was only for yesterday. http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5178&page=2

fat buttocks need longer penii.

I found the answer…

http://www.slapshot-flex-vac.com/

you’re both right. Doctors will squeeze the air out of the syringes before they poke it into you, so you don’t get air bubbles in your blood stream.

:rofl: this is why black dudes like chicks with fat asses

or unless you are really fucking lazy

chemical imbalance called fat, fucking lazy, pork rind eating, couch stitting, non exrcising, hippopotomus-o-titis

they dont do shit with their lives except eat and watch tv. oooh oohhh, let me buy some PILLS that will make me lose 60lb in 2 weeks. They are buying the pills off the tv and eating them too… vicious cycle of fatness.

STOP EATING you greazy fucking animals!