first time

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Wait for the poll fuckers. (This time I’ll remember the cot damn make votes public check box.)

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First time that I drove a car?

Modded a car?

Raced a car?

Worked on a car?

WHAAT?

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first one binches

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  1. i played a little game called just the tip at 15 and then she didnt want to bleed.
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Got a speeding ticket. Duh.

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lol i was 13 and it was so bad… i went like 2 min

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Still trying to beat your record?

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17!

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2 minutes? I don’t even think I got it in all the way and I was already wiping her off.

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lol i got head first (thought it would last longer)

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Jesse: hey aaron…

Me: what?

Jesse: wanna hear a funny joke?

Me: k

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go

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16, but it was my senior year. I started school early.

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I used to think sex was a big deal. Then I got laid

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I think that I was 17, but I may have been 16. Oh well.

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Fixed…

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Still waiting to hear that joke aren’t ya?

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i really am.

i bet it was a DOOSIE!

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i bet it was a sooby doo joke

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so there is no joke?

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oh good one…

go ice your hip gramps