Focus VS Ryced Out Corolla

I’m driving down bla-de-bla lane to get to my GF"s house, and I saw a pretty funny looking car. A corolla with shaved emblems, tezzas, and a shiny pep-boys performance exhaust. I knew I was in a focus but iirc corolla’s have less HP than me, and my guess is that the CAI, Exhaust, and Tezzas still didn’t add up to my HP. Sit there behind him at the light tossing him a few revs letting him I want to go at the next light. We go and I ride his ass, I’m still stuck behind him but that doesn’t matter… He can hear my revs as he tosses one back. Light goes green I give him just a little space and I reel him in quickly, poor guy, probably was embarased because his sports car just got beat by a focus with a leaky manifold, and stealies.

Cliff notes: Focus > Ryced out Corolla, when are rice boyz gunna learn

nice kill…always nice to hear a focus win a race…focusinprogress will be happy to hear…:tup:

Tezzas!!! I cannot believe you beat him. Those are equivalent to a 100 shot of nnnAWWWWZZZZZ

Whenever I see tezzas I just want to ram my car right into their ass end just so no one has to see them ever again

help a noob out. what are tezzas, alltezzas? some type of light? such as clear lights?

^^yes they are…and nice kill…regular focus or SVT?

sports car?..

Oh… it’s far from anything that has power… It’s my DD / Beater just a 2000 focus SE with the SPI motor… i only race it (If you can call it a race… more likely I’d be ticketed for a lack of speed contest). I was really surprised that I beat him even w/ tezzas… they must not have been the High octane boosting APC ones that have been banned by the DOT. I Got my Naws shot by pressing in the button on my handbrake and making a Pssshhhhhht noise.

you do that too!!!
hahahah
there should be an IQ test related to your driving test
Im sure it would kill APC sales tho…

What? Even the Corolla-S i wouldnt call a “sports car”. But good kill.

Nice Kill. :tup:

I assume he was refering to it being a sports car in relation to the way it’s PwN3R Riced it out to me mAd FaSt Yo!!!

Holy snap must have been a Corolla-SiR! Good kill :tup:

neither would I… but it sure looked snazzy with his tezzas, and such.

The other day I wanted to ecar(the opposite or race) a Nissan Sentra w/ a Huge tach… specially kuz it was an auto… but my GF was in the car and I never got a chance. :frowning:

ahahahha thats great! i think i may have actually seen this car b4…was it on steelies by chance? if so i took it with my mom’s blazer one night haha