Not a fucking chance, unless you’re packing real doll hairs. Offers around $28k might be entertained. 
On topic: I’ll attest that the truck for sale in this post towed that 25’ cobalt like it wasn’t there… From Boston to Lake George. Big turbs does big pulls with no sweat, 70+ all the way through the Berkshires. If I had a real need for a (real sized) truck like this, there would never have been a CL ad. Buyer will get a well maintained rig ready to roll. ROW YOUR OWN!!