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Two porn stars offered to blow their twitter followers if the Heat won and its not official:

Semi-SFW link:

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/169/246/stay-classy-san-diego.jpg?1314900261

Hilarious

In. I mean. Yeah, funny.

Those girls look like men.

Herpes for all!!

Clicking that link gave my computer the HIV.

You guys keep making STD jokes but this is probably safer then random bars sluts :lol:

First of all, than*

Second of all, it might be safer if your first in line. But I wouldn’t want to be the 30th random dick sucked.

“YOU SUCKED 36 DICKS???” “TRY NOT TO SUCK ANY DICKS ON THE WAY THROUGH THE PARKING LOT!!!”

“My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!!”

“In a row?!”

Not to mention… if ONE NBA guy shows up, you’ve just had sex with a million other people. :lol:

Id let the one on the left suck my pork sword, the one on the right however can go fuck a goat.

you’re

My porn thing went off

Jesus they are ugly.

Porn industry is more regulated and clean than college, bars, or anything else you could put your dick in.

Like I said before, that’s all well and good when you’re first in line. Twitter follower #48 in line is getting an STD.

What are you not getting about everyone who goes to this has to be tested :lol:

This is the same reason STDs don’t run wild through the porn industry anymore.

Its not like you are making out with the chick after 300 dudes blow it in her mouth. People can say what they want but I think 99% of this forum who arent married would be in line for this if it happened in Buffalo