FS: 200 pound jewish male with yellow 240

Asking Price: $ (OBO)
Condition: Used
Location: toronto, will ship at buyers expence
Will Ship?: Y/N
Contact Info: Send PM for contact details and to schedule a meet
Description:

he is good for all kinds of things such as
-a car allarm
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/hopele_ss/th_MOV00787.jpg
-protection agenst thread-posting ppl?
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/hopele_ss/th_MOV00788.jpg
-replacement for that silly $300 fancy car cd player
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/hopele_ss/th_MOV00781.jpg
-spare key when you have misplaced yours
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/hopele_ss/th_MOV00789.jpg

the bad

-showing some signs of rust on frame
-is afraid of being chased by godzilla wile driveing a silva front clip with no car body just front clip
-you would loose alot of trunk space
-dosent fit in stock cupholder/ashtrey hole (you will need to fabricate your own)
-hits the brakes so you cant get behind him when you try to pass someone to get behind him on a solid yellow line. leaveing you stuck in on-comming traffic
-showing slight signs of age will need tune-up
-has a slight crack problem that can be fixed

just trying to get him out of my trunk, msg me or osad for details

will try to shove him in a shoe box for cheaper shipping if need be

:fnf1:

lmmfao

“Dan’s car is so gay I called it a coupe.”

Priceless… Wish I coulda stayed out with you guys.

will he do my taxes?

if so, pm me, im very interested

you should have… next time for sure

Oh.

My.

GOD!

ROFL!

Dan, I have to ban you again before I actually meet you!

Peter Griffin:
Nothing else has worked so far
So I’ll wish upon a star
Wonderous shining speck of light
I need a Jew

Lois makes me take the rap
Cause our checkbook looks like crap
Since I can’t give her a slap
I need a Jew

Where to find
A Baum or Steen or Stein
To teach me how to whine and do
my taaaaaxesss…

Though by many they’re abhored
Hebrew people I’ve adored
Even though they killed my Lord
I need a Jew

Max:
Hi, my name’s Max Weinstein,
my car just broke down,
can I use you phone?

Peter:
Now my troubles are all through
I have a Jew!

Max:
Hey!

lmao, yeah Dan, can you teach me to be Jewish so I can be smarter and better at school?

I suppose I have to stop with the Jewish jokes to start eh?

Nah man… I fuckin hate Jews too.

But I have jewish blood and im not smart… pfft.

It’s true. He isn’t.

must resist urge to say horrible Jew jokes

so THATS why he’s always trying to sell big bird for so much :stuck_out_tongue:

i kid.

i dont have $200 to spare, but i do know this one guy, whos mom is single ATM, shes pretty hot for a 70 year old, has her original teeth and everything.
i’ll see if shes wants in on this bargain :stuck_out_tongue:

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j173/goodwinkyle/1190522354568.gif

Big Bird is worth his value.

LMAOOOOO!!!

how much for shipping to brampton? no need for bubbble wrap protection.
and aseein as this is on son240 ill give u 2% of your actual price? and you pay for shipping also.

Don’t worry Chris. My dad leaves today, so you should be seeing more of me and my motor to come :wink:

well this is son for you, no offers but a whole bunch of jibberish