FU Quicken

:feck: Last fucking time I try to pay for software.

Cliffs: I pay for quicken software online. Apparently I had an account there a few years ago because they still had an adelphia email address on file. They sent the order confirmation with the unlock code to that email even though I entered my current one when I purchased the software.

Now I’m trying to get help. After about an hour or so of wading through bullshit trying to contact them I found that you cannot call them. You can request that they call you, for a fee. Of all the fucking bullshit. So I tried emailing or chat. Almost every attempt to contact them is met with some automatic “try this, did this solve your problem?” bullshit. After a lot of persistence and frustration I finally got an email off. So I’m trying to email some fucking Indian named munmun.

Quicken Customer Care
Customer (James Fry) 06/06/2009 04:03 PM
The order confirmation email for order #XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX went to an email address I no longer have access to. Could you please resend it to XXXX@verizon.net? Thank you.

-James Fry

Auto-Response 06/06/2009 04:03 PM
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Dear James Fry,

Thank you for contacting Quicken Customer Care.

If I understand the issue correctly, you want to receive the order confirmation email for your purchase of Quicken on your email id ‘XXXX@verizon.net’.

I can understand your concern. I am sorry to say that we cannot re-send the order confirmation email. The order confirmation mail is sent when the order is processed.

I have checked in my database and found that you have entered the email id ‘XXXX@adelphia.net’ when you made the purchase.

The order confirmation mail was sent to your email id ‘XXXX@verizon.net’.

If you require additional information or feel that the above resource(s) did not assist with supporting your issue, then please feel free to reply to this email with the exact error message, and the steps to reproduce the issue.

You can also contact Chat Support, by visiting this URL - https://quicken.custhelp.com/cgi-bin/quicken.cfg/php/enduser/chat.php
Chat Support is available 24x7.

To speak to someone over the phone regarding this issue, you can setup a callback request using the following URL:
http://www.quickendirect.com/phone
Phone support is available from 5AM - 5PM PST, Mon-Fri.

Sincerely,

Munmun

Munmun:

I never received an order confirmation email at XXXX@verizon.net. I have thus have no unlock code and cannot use the software that I purchased from you.

Please send an unlock code to XXXX@verizon.net.

If you cannot provide me with an unlock code then please refund my purchase as you have not provided the service that I have paid for.

-James Fry

Dear James Fry,

Thank you for contacting Quicken Customer Care.

James, I can understand your concern and frustration. Actually, the order confirmation mail was sent to your email id XXXX@adelphia.net.

I have checked at my end and found your order for the purchase of Quicken 2009 Deluxe edition and I am providing you a free download link for the same, to download and install the program.

Please follow these steps to download the program.

Please make sure that you are allowing pop ups on the page with the link before you click on the link.

Then, click on the link: https://orderupdate.intuit.com/quicken/downloadrequest.html

Enter the Request ID: ######## or ########## and then click on “SUBMIT”.

NOTE! ****** If you click on “SUBMIT” more that one time you will invalidate the download ******

When you get the download screen, choose save and save to your desktop. Then you are able to burn that executable to a CD as a backup.

NOTE: This link will expire in 24 hours from the time that I sent it to you; please try the install as soon as possible. It is also only good for one use.

Please let me know if you are or are not successful.

If you require additional information or feel that the above resource(s) did not assist with supporting your issue, then please feel free to reply to this email with the exact error message, and the steps to reproduce the issue.

You can also contact Chat Support, by visiting this URL - https://quicken.custhelp.com/cgi-bin/quicken.cfg/php/enduser/chat.php
Chat Support is available 24x7.

To speak to someone over the phone regarding this issue, you can setup a callback request using the following URL:
http://www.quickendirect.com/phone
Phone support is available from 5AM - 5PM PST, Mon-Fri.

Sincerely,

Munmun

“James, I can understand your concern and frustration. Actually, the order confirmation mail was sent to your email id XXXXX@adelphia.net.”

That’s what I explained in my original request for help. I do not have access to that email and thus never received an unlock code.

I NEED AN UNLOCK CODE.

I do not need the program. I have the program. I can download the program again from my account that still shows my PURCHASE of the program. I cannot use the program that I purchased because I DO NOT HAVE AN UNLOCK CODE.

PLEASE PROVIDE ME WITH AN UNLOCK CODE.

-James

If I could just pick up a fucking phone and call them I could have what I need right away, not days of emailing some dumb fuck in India.

IM SURE SOMEONE COULD HAVE GOT YOU A UNLOCK CODE … JUS SAYIN

IF YOU STILL NEED ONE I CAN LOOK WHEN I GET HOME

Thanks I’d appreciate it. I’m still pissed though. I paid for the fucking program and their customer service is so beyond shitty that they can’t even take care of an “oops wrong email” without days of frustration. Fuckers.

ahaha sucker :stuck_out_tongue:

I’d probably only be half as pissed if his name didn’t sound like om nom nom.

ITS OK HUNNY

so set up a callback request where you can either get an answer or just start om nom nom noming him.

I’ll double check but I thought that the first time I went through this bullshit you had to pay for a callback request, which I’m not doing on principle. I’ll pirate their software or someone else’s first.

i know quickbooks makes you pay… lol.

thats what u get for paying for software :slight_smile:

I sure as shit learned my lesson. Well, I learned buy it in the store. Too easy to accidentally a download. If I had a box with an unlock code in it I wouldn’t be trying to not reach through the internet to choke me a munmun right now.