A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, “where the hell have
you been?”
“I was out getting a tattoo.”
“A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?”
“I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis.”
“What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a hundred dollar bill on
your penis?”
“Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow…
Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money…
And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay
here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!”
haha
um i guess its ok
haha