g/f didn't want to help shovel the driveway.

why would she leave the kitchen anyways? even to clean the driveway…

To go buy the food and beer of course

…and cleaning supplies.

^

This

Clearly after he took the shovel and smacked her across the face with it.

I love how you could be in an awesome relationship with someone who can take a joke and dish them and everyone assumes you guys are dysfunctional.

Women are weak and should be treated as such!!!

My wife would just take my car and leave me stuck.

It’s funny how my wife might complain I don’t offer to help her with certain tasks (which I have in the past but she’s OCD so I never do it right, hence why I don’t do it anymore) but there’s no offer when I’m outside in the cold doing shit…hell even when its warm.

OCD
over controlling dame.

This man knows his stuff.

FWIW, my wife thought it was funny as hell

and birth control