Genius Quotes.

Thought I’d start a thread dedicated to the amazing quotes that were caught around the world. Quotes that some of us take to heart and live by, others that are just simply hilarious or make us wonder.

Do not throw in the quotes from our members of the forums, because we already have a thread for that.

Try to give the honors to the person who said it, if known.


“Never let school interfier with your education.”
-Unknown

“If at first you dont succeed, bungee jumping isnt for you.”
-Unknown

“Losing builds character.” You know who said that? A loser.
-Unknown

“When in doubt, do it.”
-Unknown

“I don’t fail. I succeed at finding what doesn’t work.”
-Christopher Titus

“I’d rather regret something I did, then regret not doing something.”
-Unknown

“I don’t have a girlfriend, I just know a girl that would be really mad if she heard me say that” :lol
-Comedy Central featured comic.

I just threw up a whole book of cliches.

“I just threw up a whole book of cliches.”
-JClark.

You’re welcome thread.

Mitch Hedberg, greatest comedian of all time

I miss Mitch. :sad

I got to see him live in NYC before he passed it was a great show.

A quote I heard today on NPR that a guy was addressing to law makers:

Please don’t propose a law that you are not willing to die for.

“You can sleep in your car but you can’t race your house”
-Unknown

I always like that one.

im sure we all know who said the following:
“Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN’s aren’t able to practice their love with women all across the country.”

and if you dont, here’s a hint…he’s ruling your country

“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.”

Everything will be okay in the end, if its not okay then its not the end. -Unknown-

I like to say

“Do what most people arent willing to do, so you can have the things most people dont have.” or something like that, but i been saying that one for years :slight_smile:

The famous “live for nothing or die for something” I last heard it in rambo :smiley:

Democracy isn’t perfect and freedom isn’t everywhere - but we never had to build a wall to keep our people in - JFK

I’ve learned that you can’t treat every situation as a life-and-death matter because you’ll die a lot of times -
Van wilder

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. -
Mark Twain