Nope, I just am so much of a loser that when she posted on here first, I was the first to hump her leg. 
Dave, if you want me to start a poll on who wants clean and who wants dirty, I’d be willing to do it but I think you’d know the result. Especially since I’ve been slowly corrupting the board since day one.
Ever since you signed up I’ve been thinking unhealthy thoughts and I’ve noticed some peach fuzz on my palms. I really shouldn’t have bookmarked the dolphin porn website you posted up.
Thats why we need to keep everything clean now. So the disease doesn’t spread any further. No more speaking of anything past first base! :E
Dammit - because I was going to run through the NECC halls screaming like Fez from “That 70’s show”: “I FINALLY DID IT. I FINALLY DID IT.” :E
J/K? 
NECC halls? WTF are you talking about? :lol:
I think having a girl around has driven you past that fine line of insanity. :rolleyes:
Just don’t smoke Crack Kris…
Don’t smoke crack? I guess I’ll have to use a little lube next time, eh Dave? :E
Me insane? That’s unpossible.
Remember I said we’d go drinking sometime buddy?? That’s outta the question now man!! Whatever you and Dave got goin’ on :anal is too much for me!! lol
I wonder what ever happened to VR4 girl!!??
ha ha ha, VR4 Girl. I think she’s committed suicide over the gigantic stalker thread someone started on 780Tuners.
Yeah Jay, we totally need to go for a drink sometime so I can bitch about Dave and how he won’t make dinner, do my laundry, or work with me to co-ordinate the living room’s paint-energy scheme. GOD. :E
Kris I think it’s time for a restraining order.
Look what happens to this thread when I leave for a few hours… 2 pages of crap added 
Really, she has her own thread over there?? Whats the link??
Thats some funny shit. I can’t belive some people just cause a girl pulls up in a nice car they are all drooling and fighting over them. In My experience the less you try the more you win
Sorry, Dave. I didn’t mean it. Please come home. We’ll just put in a movie and cuddle for awhile - I can’t bear the thought of losing you…
I’ll make my famous “Dave, Dave, my beefy man” beef stroganoff… :E
This is totally the funniest thread on the NECC. :E
This is one of the funniest threads that I have ever read.Keep it up :drinkers:
Ok I just finally finished reading the VR4 girl thread since my last post!! lol
Some funny shit is right!! I talked to Amanda all the time, but I wasn’t like buddy over there saying that he was talking all “living one quater mile at a time” BS and she was into it!! LMAO
Sorry to get off topic here… Back to Pinky. Studying this Saturday night?? Maybe it won’t just be a couple of the NECC guys showing up, it will be them plus everyone else that posted in this thread!! lol
Kris, I went to see you today to try some of your beef stroganoff but you wernt home…Your dad said you went into town to pay a special visit…i mean a bill…He also told me that you used to ride your bike to school everyday in the winter. Maybe that has something to do with how messed up your thinking cap is now!!
My messed up thinking cap has nothing to do with the bike. It has to do with gravity affecting the bike in non-predictable ways.
Like falling flat on my ass - I mean, face. :E
I would have had the beef stroganoff ready, but Dave didn’t come home last night, and I’m really worried. I wonder if he found himself another transsexual fashion victim?
not sure what’s going on here. but 8 pages in 5 days? That has to be a record of some sort?
Hmm…looks like Dave has lost interest in me since he hasn’t posted again.
Is it truly over? How can I explain this to our parents… 
Yeah, and what about the kids???