The Russian girls are back… so we go out to the club and they are trashed as fuck before we even get there. They end up getting into a little slapfest. I break it up, everything is fine. Bouncer #1 says everything is ok, so I order another drink. Then douchebag bouncer #2 comes in acting all hardass and tells us we need to GTFO. Now ive had one beer, and I just ordered a $8.00 Vodka/Redbull, and I’ll be damned if some fuckwad bouncer is gonna deprive me of my overpriced, watered down cocktail, so I calmly explain to him that we have no problem leaving, that Im sober, that I was NOT in the fucking fight, and that I’ll leave with my friends as soon as I’m done with my drink. So he starts acting even HARDER. So I again calmly explain to him the predicament, tell him that I understand his position and that if he wants us to leave then thats fine. Im even walking out towards the door as Im finishing my drink, and then the cocksucker says “get moving faster or I’ll drop your ass and have the cops drag you out”. This does not sit well with me. Anywho, I tell him what I think of him in the most colorful vocabulary I could muster, several large gentlemen who appear to be of african american descent arrive and escort me to the door. There I see one of my good friends who happens to work at the club. He asks WTF is going on, I tell him, he is laughing and telling me how the guy that tossed me is a total douche and the douche comes OUT of the club to try and tell me that Im still on his property and that he’ll “wipe the floor with me” if I dont get out of his sight. My buddy says something to this other employee who appered to be a manager or something who then bitches out the bouncer for following me out into the street.
So I got :owned: then he got :owned:
so… :dunno:
We are so getting arrested on import weekend.
