Looking for a good small biz. accountant, anyone have recommendations? Mine passed away!
i can help.
create phony vendor
create phony purchase order
recieve phony goods
pay invoice to phony vendor
reissue check with my name on it instead of vendor
delete information from system
do i sound qualified? 
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i can help.
create phony vendor
create phony purchase order
recieve phony goods
pay invoice to phony vendor
reissue check with my name on it instead of vendor
delete information from system
do i sound qualified? 
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you can then hire me to issue all checks…haha…sniped
(PS. Sureshot, I will be placing an order for $10,000 in goods for XYZ Corp. shortly…lol)
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you can then hire me to issue all checks…haha…sniped
(PS. Sureshot, I will be placing an order for $10,000 in goods for XYZ Corp. shortly…lol)
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lol goods… or widgets?! always fucking widgets man… always widgets.
scamming small businesses is so easy, especially considering they are never public companies, never iso, never sox compliant. never enough staffing, so there never are appropriate checks/balances… it’s ridic. they’ll fail audits all the time, but it won’t matter as the invoices get paid, checks get signed and work continues. almost all small businesses are cash flow oriented, it’s so stupid. :tup:
There can still be ample controls with insufficient staffing. They won’t fail audits due to compensating controls. 
Widgets are very important raw materials. Think about them this way… AAA would be out of business if it weren’t for a massive DSM and Ford base in the USA, as would accounting firms without said widgets.