Google Rolls Out Free WiFi *link*

[MoparGuy]

@google

Professional Installation Service You can also choose to request our [professional installation service](http://www.google.com/tisp/notfound.html), which dispatches an army of factory-trained, sub-contracted nanobots from the TiSP Access Node. The nanobots travel with exhilarating nano-speed through the sewer system and into your home to perform the installation service, which should be complete within 15 minutes. Note: For your own physical safety and emotional well-being and in consideration of the nanobots' working conditions, please make absolutely certain that your toilet is unoccupied at the scheduled appointment time.

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