Got a lil drunk the other night

ok so 3 nights ago I was bored and waiting for this chick i know, she arrived as promised, 7 pm sharp. We had agreed to meet at the Prime in albany to spice up things a little. She payed cause I told her i wasnt pissing away the money to fuck her in a nce hotel room. For the fist time she wore a skirt and was this a sight. Her legs were so sexy.

I asked her again if she would like to try some ecstacy, but Angie refused firmly. It was 7:15pm when I swallowed the bitter pill with some water. Angie was so curious, she was observing my face closely, didn’t talk much. We had some appropriate music on, visual effects on my large TV screen. I was watching the clock on the wall closely, trying to predict when it would take effect. It was my third time I took an E, so I was surprised with the speed and strength it hit me.

Suddenly I had the urge to do something. I got up and told Angie I need to take a shower. I stripped in my bedroom and shamelessly walked out in her full view. She seemed suprised by the sie of my cock. I left the bathroom door open. I could see her observing me as I stepped inside a shower feeling kind of odd will all of its glass walls but caring less and less as the drug took affect. The hot water brought the first wave. It felt wonderful on my skin. I massaged my body with my soapy hands, squeezing my genitals, pinching my nipples.

I inserted a soapy, slippery finger in my asshole and kept on pumping it. After a while I reached for an enema bottle from the floor of the cubicle and five minutes later, with empty bowel I stepped out, dried myself. I could see her reflection in the mirror. She would not move. I did not know what to think, and by then I did not care. I just stood there looking at our reflections in the mirror, massaging my body, moving in the rhythm of loud music pounding from the stereo. My body was glistening with baby oil. My semi erected cock was fully visible to Angie as I turned around and put a t shirt on.

I walked into the living room, god she was absolutely stunned. The thin satin spaghetti strap skirt/dress thing she was wearing showed off her perky tits. Her nipple pointing up at an almost unnatural angle. I turned the lights off and the only illumination was the plasma TV with some laser visual effect synchronized with the rhythm of music.

I asked Angie if she would like to dance. She said no, and as I was expecting her to walk out the door she walked towards the kitchen counter, took one of the pills and swallowed it looking into my eyes.
I was so high then. I told her about the effects E has on me before, and she used it now asking me all questions I would have not answered under normal circumstances.

She asked me to put my favorite porn movie on. Once I did this she removed the little She was spread on the floor, watching the porn flick and massaging her now oily body. From time to time I would insert a vibrator in her ass sending her to ecstasy, arching her back.

After a while I could see that Angie’s pupils were as large as dinner plates. I simply took her hand, guided her towards the bathroom. She just stood there facing the mirror, as I clumsily rubbed her full clit and directed her towards the glass shower box. Once I adjusted the water I began soaping up her beautiful body. She just stood there, did not move, no reaction. Using Johnson’s Baby Oil I lubricated her anus with my finger and pushed inside. She was so tight. It was the first time she let out a sound and her bottom pressed against my hand.

I filled the enema bottle with warm water, inserted the tube in her sweet ass cleaned her insides. Every time i removed the hose she would squirm and let out a moan. I must have taken my time, as the system has run out of hot water. I dried our bodies with a towel, poured some baby oil on her, massaged it in and took her towards the blaring speakers.

I asked her again if she would like to dance. This time she said yes.
We stepped closer, hugged and started swaying in the rhythm of the music. As soon as we looked in each others eyes our lips met for the first time. It was absolutely wonderful. our tongues were exploring our bodies. I was licking her whole body, she was on her knees sucking my limp cock. I was on kneeling behind her licking her anus. There was no end to the perversion until Angie asked me if she could have a smoke. She lit up a cigarette went down on her knees again and started sucking my penis. At the same time she separated my ass chicks and inserted the cigarette in my ass. She then took it out and continued smoking. It gave me an idea. I took a huge cigar, lit it and gave it to her. We continued to insert it into our orifices, smoking, kissing, laughing.

About two hour later we swallowed the second pill…she said she wanted to have something to eat because she was famished as she opened the doors to the balcony. I went over to the small kitchen our suite had and pulled out what I knew would do the trick from the bag i had brought with me. She had put her dress back on and the purple in the moon light clinging to her body was almost too much. I walk out on the balcony and hand her a bowl. She looks at me and crunches into a spoon and says “wow what is this candy for breakfast?” I’m like “no Reese’s puff cereal” and thats when it happened I went to lean on the railing next to her and she slipped and fell 20 stories.

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Luckily it was late enough that i took the elevator down a could wrap the body in a sheet and stuff it in my trunk before anyone saw. I took this picture for my blog, i thought it looked cool. I also took time to fuck the body in the parking garage because the second E pill had really kicked in hardcore. Once I pulled out i knew i was fucked. So I am making this post with a 3 day old dead slut in my trunk. I lost my wallet somehow that night so im out of money and i wanted to know itf anyone would lend me a few thing:

Things I need:
Electirc Turkey cutter Knife thing
Garbage bags
Lime
Sponges
Bleach
Rope

Please reply with thing that i can either borrow or that you are willing to donate.

**I also am looking for a place to dispose of some garbage bag full of compost. Totally not related to this situation

Can I get a crack at her before you dispose of the body?

make it easier on yourself and rent a wood chipper and aim it towards a body of water, Mohawk or Hudson River.

yes

I don’t have the $$$ to rent the wood chipper

who the fuck is gonna read all that?

you are. now fucking read it

Her body is a little cold now, ya might want to leave her in the sun for a few few hours, actually… jellyfish are cold right? So you might be fine :rofl

Sad thing is I read 80% of that.

do dead girls still get wet?:excited:excited:excited

Warming lube=warm wet pussy ieven postmortem.

Bones had an episode with that exact case. Some guy disposed of a body over a stream at a golf course. lol.

should be nice and warm tomorrow. ok, sign me up.:excited:thumbup

Will be taking donations for wood chipper in return for fucking dead body

Paypal:
laduer@hotmail.com

make sure to include in the subject line “Cold roastbeef sandwhich”

could i get a “hot Reuben” instead?

Not reading all that nonsense but I deliver linen to 677 Prime.

Wow dude. Wow.

what the fuckkkkkkkkkk is this bullshit??

deliver linen??? wtf

He started this rambling off by saying he went to Prime in Albany. I just said I deliver linen to that restaurant.

:lol word!