Got Married... Oh WTF did I get myself into

[Darkstar]

@HaNnIBaL64

Finally decided it was time to settle down. Got married May 9th when I was home on R&R. Didn’t have time between the honeymoon and coming back to work to post until now.

Future wife. No pictures of me before the wedding. We were busy drinking outside the church so no one could find us.

Leaving the church…

You know the first dance routine.

Getting ready to take the garter off…DJ took a vote and I had to do it with my teeth

Getting ready to feed her the cake and thinking to myself should I?

Eh she would not open her mouth so I had to…

Only my friends wanted to dance with me during the money dance.

Most OGs should know the guy drinking.

Warming up for the at home celebrations.

I have more pics but the internet connection here is soo slow. I will post more when I have time to upload more.

Welcome home, faggot. How much of your hillbilly fuckass non-taxable income did you have to give her to actually marry your dumb ass?

Also, the last pic I saw of Isaiah he was gargling on something, but it was far from champagne.

WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU ASSHOLES BEEN?