Having a pretty crappy morning, heading to work on the 400. Look in my rearview mirror and see a trooper behind me with his lights on. Check my speed, 85. I say fuck it and speed-up to 100. After about a mile I think to myself WTF am i doing. So i pull over. Trooper comes up to car and asks for license and reg. I hand it to him. Then he asks me why i sped up when he was behind me with his lights on. I told him that 3 years ago my wife ran off with a state trooper and i thought he (the cop) was bringing her back. He grinned, handed me my license and reg and said “have a nice day sir”.
:lol: :tup:
That joke is so old it used to involve a cop on horseback and a stagecoach.
This should really be in the Lame/Hack Joke thread.
I thought it was funny
Made me laugh lol
I see no pr0n!
LoL Me too
That worked?! How the hell did I not get out of a ticket for running a red light!?
sigggggghhhhhhhhhh
^ lol
I thought it was a joke that actually worked assholes!
i lolled
rofl.
:lol:
awsome ahahah
That makes up for the one I got out of the other day on bailey, in the hood…Cop was like GTF out of here white boy…
:lol:
I thought you were gonna say you showed him all of your porn collections lol.