Ken and Barbie style - Neither partner is allowed to bend at the elbows or knees.
Doggie style - The man attempts to do the impossible.
Froggie style - Male and female partners in large spa. Male attempts to fertilise female using only the water as a transmission medium. For couples who don’t like each other much any more.
Fish style - same as Froggie style, but neither partner may use their arms or legs.
Mummy and Daddy Love Each Other Very Much, And Hug Each Other in A Special Way style - The only position in this list you won’t be embarrassed to tell the kids about when they’re five.
Style style - Sex with a Vogue Living editor.
Crouch position - Each partner crouches down on the ground, then simultaneously leaps up, and attempts to couple whilst in mid-air.
Couch position - Same as the crouch position, but starting at opposite ends of the living room couch.
Ouch position - Usual outcome of the crouch position.
Lazy Susan style - Susan goes to sleep.
Russian style - Partners queue for hours for enough vodka to make each other look attractive.
Nostrodamus sex - Any encounter that comes as a complete surprise.
Osama Bin Laden’s position - If you know this position, please contact the FBI for your $25 million reward.
Bank style - Screw the customers.
Missionary position - Each partner kneels and prays.
Stealth style - Hide in a box, sneak around a corner, just as long as she doesn’t see you coming.
Antonio Brown
Matrix Style - - th partners put on sunglasses, and dress in black. They then fly around the room and run on walls in slow motion.
D Seebs
Marathon Style - A 3 day event featuring such events as the 23-Second-Dash, the ‘Backseat-of-the-car’ Relay and the Condom Toss
D Seebs
Under the Bed Style - Just as fun as on top of the bed!
D Seebs
“Lets Get it On” Style - One partner continously sings “Lets Get It On” by Marvin Gaye
D Seebs
Praying Mantis Style - When you’re done somebody gets eaten…
Sleeping with Seattle
Lazy Susan Style (Advanced) - Intercourse while spinning at high speed
Sleeping with Seattle
Carnival Style - You must be this tall to ride.
Sleeping with Seattle
Yoda Style - The mind trick must you use, if nookie you want
Boinking In Boston
Ninja Style - I go in, I go out, you never know I was there.
Boinking In Boston
Alaskan Style - Actually not a lot of style here, just lots of guys with blue ballz
Alone in Anchorage
Discovery Channel Style - Do it with the Croc Hunter filming you
Danny H.
R-Rated Movie on Free-To-Air Television Style - he woman feigns excitement, the man is unable to display an erection- a few seconds later, it’s over and everyone starts thinking about products.
millard filmore
Microsoft Style - rgasm causes fatal exception resulting in blue screen of death.
Robespierre Mullet
John Ashcroft Style - nvolves reading other people’s mail until climax.
Robespierre Mullet
Sloth Style - oreplay is done over a period of weeks while hanging from a tree.
Robespierre Mullet
QWERTY Style - exual intercourt atop a keyboard. Experience the rush of orgasm while flooding your favorite chat room.
Robespierre Mullet
Predator Style - Dress in warpaint and hide in the bushes before your partnet gets home from work. Then as they walk by, jump out screaming and have at it!
D Seebs
Snob Style - At the height of passion, start name dropping.
Mad Gorgon
Bullshit artist sex - ook I’ve liked you for a while now and I’m so happy to be lying here with you but I would love to get your phone number so I can call you and we can go out sometime.
C.W. Hague
Canadian style - Find a place with snow, (or go into a walk in freezer in a pinch), boink till you have frostbite, run inside and sizzle up some Canadian bacon during the afterglow…
Mike Thomas
Batman Style - Dress up in costume with mask, activate utility belt full of useful “gadgets”, hang by your feet from roof. Guaranteed to get a rush of blood to the head. (sidekick optional)
Mad Gorgon
Cowboy style - Once you’ve engaged in intercourse tell her that her sister is a better bonk than her and see if you can hang on for eight seconds!
Simon T
Ultra Light - Put wings on your lawnmower. Chase each other on the runway and attempt airborne intimacy.
Mister Cue
Decathlon style - any ten of the above in any order you choose
Prez GFish
DJ Style - For those not into S&M but R&B. You feel the drumming of music, see lights flashing before your eyes, your body covered in sweat, and you’re thirsty but a bottle of water is $10!!! Contraception? The rhythm method of course! Warning - you could slip your disc doing this one.
mad gorgon
Snail Mail Style - Like cyber-sex and phone-sex, but through the postal service. Takes a little longer, and both partners seem to lose intrest after a while.
D Seebs
Plumber position - you stay in all day and still no one comes.
indy
Going solo postition - ttempting to mate while drinking lemonade
Will Harrison
Mullet style - - er a hard day of diesel engine repair, it’s nice to come home to a little business in front, and party in the back.
Thin-King Man
Necrophiliac postion - climb on and get get off all while the partner is asleep.
Alice Astraea
Jedi Knight Style - Put on a glow in the dark condom. Breathe very heavily and insist your partner joins the dark side. If partner refuses then the lightsaber fight starts.
Doin’ it DownUnder
Saloon Style - Liquor up the front, poker round the back.
Wet Willy
Hoochie Style - You recognize this style when it’s like trying to throw a hotdog down a hallway.
Jessica
Magician Style - Propose this to a girl (or guy) and when she asks “How is that?”, you say “we have sex and then you disappear.”
Master Mike
Kylie style - should be so lucky
Some Bozo
Ozzy Osbourne Style - Start off ‘Flying High Again’ with a little ‘Sweet Leaf’. Get out your ‘Iron Man’, unless you have a ‘Mr. Tinkertrain’, then you better say ‘Goodbye To Romance’ But if your mate has ‘Desire’ give it a ‘Shot In The Dark’, just make sure you don’t take the ‘Road To Nowhere’ unless you’re a bum pirate or trying not to make any ‘Crazy Babies’. Just remember while you shag like a couple of ‘War Pigs’ that you give fair warning by yelling ‘Mama, I’m Coming Home’!
Doli Capax
Quantum position - One of you hides in a box with Schrodingers cat, the other decides how you’re having sex before opening the box to prove it.
Merv McKibben
Microsoft Windows 98 style - Everyone gets screwed. It is reported to log file 000alep9721#.txt
Dex
Prime Minister Howard style - you don’t know how, but people are getting screwed…your minister for defence has all the details.
Dex
Doggy style - where the girl rolls over and the guy begs.
Jane Mckinnon
Nike style - Just do it
Woodsie
Microsoft style - Do the same position everyweek but insist to your partner that its new and improved.
Robert Nineteen
Hillbilly style - sorta like doggie style just have your clothes hanging off your knees and leave your boots on.
Heather C.
Dolphin style - You’re goin doggy style. You skillfully pretend you slip and then try the rear entry. She turns her head with a frightened look saying uh uh… uh uh
Marty Enz
Big Mac - put a quarter pounder between her buns.
Andi Leach
Propellor-style - it allows you to feel the sensation with a twist
Delilah Cabrera
Diet style - Looks the same, smells the same, but just somehow aint the same.
Bill
Frigid Style - You lay there he lays there and nothing happens.
Kylie collins
Any style, as long as no body feels “shafted”.
marsha cody
Job interview style - you lie, cheat and pretend to be someone else to get in.
lyrebird
Alien abduction style - Wait til they are asleep…then swoop and probe
lyrebird
Construction style - Take what’s old and redo it to perfection.
Kay Daye Hughes
Math Class - Subtract the clothes, Add a bed, Divide the legs, and Multiply.
Chester Graham
Drunken sailor style - Morale goes up, skill goes down
Golfish Poodle Boy
Godfather Style - Wearing concrete slippers and with a horse’s head in the bed. And you don’t mess with the family.
Andy
The 96 - You sit back to back and fart on each other’s heads
Kyle Reinke
Contortionism style - oing it anyway possible in a 2’x 2’x 3’ box.
NeonButterfly_Cyanide
The Rodeo Position - You mount your girl from behind as you would a horse, reach around and grab her breasts, then whisper in her ear “Hey, these feel just like your sisters!!” Then you see if you can stay on for 15 seconds wihtout getting thrown off!!
Racinruss
Maths (Advanced) - To teach a girl maths subtract her clothes, divide her legs and square root her.
joc brown
Gatorade Style - Where your have to ask the question, “Is it in you?”
The Duke of York
Cliff position - Gently push partner to edge of cliff while doing it, she will DEFINITLY push back.
Tracy Cawkwell
Jiff style - choosy moms choose Jiff.
Gecy Iceiminger
Self-actualization style - Scream your own name when you come.
modar md
Hamster Style - Wrap her up in sellotape first.
Sexy Enrique
Ethiopian Style - You can be sure she’ll swallow!
Marshall C
Porno style - Do it in front of a camera.
Goldfish Poodle Boy
Porno style (advanced) - Do it in front of a camera without her knowing. Then tell her. Count how many teeth you lose in the process.
Goldfish Poodle Boy
Sporty Sex - The female partner attempts to make love to the male partner while he is watching his favourite sport. Need imaginative girlfriend. Flexibility a plus.
Captain Radar
Lifestyle Programe Style - Do it yourself.
Goldfish Poodle Boy
Pringles style - Once you pop, you can’t stop.
Shaq
Hallway Sex - As you pass each other down the hallway, you face each other and say “get fucked”.
frank stef
Pool Style - Take your stick and push the balls around untill you get something in the hole.
J Spence
Scream style - The guy puts on a scary mask and cape and stabs her from behind.
Ladies Man
Golfer style - You could go par with 18 holes if you carefully choose your club
justin compton
Vancouver Canucks Style - Just like the hockey team, you always try to “come from behind”
Dean Johnson
Blonde Style - Have your girlfriend say “like” “like” “like” the whole time.
Some Namelessfool
Prince Charles style - You screw your wife, and then immediately phone the other woman
Woody Allen
Chicken style - Peck round till you find a big cock.
CJT
Drummer position - Whack it hard with your big stick
Drummer Boy
Waitress style - Get hit on by 25 guys a night, and go home with the guy that doesn’t.
Gina C
Kama Sutra Style - Have sex while reading a book . . . about having sex (possibly while reading a book).
Goldfish Poodle Boy
Door Knob style - Everyone gets a turn.
chloe
Bouncer/doorman style - Ask your partner for ID. If they don’t have any, they ain’t comin’ in!
Loopy Kat
Cantonese Style - Can’t support any weight on your knees.
Niclas Roberts
Politician Style - Similar to Job Interview Style in that you lie and cheat to get in but, by the time you’ve finished everyone’s been screwed.
N. Thompson
68 style - Some one is missing.
scott quick
The 6.9 - A great position screwed up by a period.
scott quick
Village town bicycle style - Everyone gets a ride.
Kreg Minute Man
Cup of Sugar position - Standing up back to back. Then invite next door neighbours in.
sid stepehnson
Guitarist Style - Play a riff with your girl until she gets of your blistering ‘solo’ and leaves.
DOODY PIE
President Bush Style - Join up with Dick, get elected then screw everyone.
DOODY PIE
Casino Style - Liquor up front, poker in the rear
chris c
Osama style - Root with no bush.
wanna root
99 Style - Take aging secret agent from behind.
Donk Ing
Missionary Position (Advanced) - You stay at home and he buggers off to Africa
manky
Orange Genital Style - Sit at home alone on the couch with a Playboy, a Swimsuit Video, and a big bag of “Cheesy-puffs”.
scott quick
Super Couple - Have the man siting on the ground and the woman ties a bungee on her hands and jumps down from a high platform on the man. Quite sensational. Beware of female’s targeting system!!!
Super Girl
Don’t wake dad style - Screw your girlfriend while trying not to wake her dad who’s boozed out on the couch beside you.
Some Bozo
Titanic Style - Sink in to your boyfriend’s crotch
Mi Se Chang
Military Style - The woman extends her rear end and bends forward. The man enters jumps inside a cannon and launches towards the woman. Extremely exciting!
Creative Mind
Something Seedy - Do what the greenies have always dreamed of.
Goldfish Poodle Boy
75.9 - 69 + 10% GST.
Goldfish Poodle Boy
Iowa Style-In the cornfields
Wanna Screw me?
everybodys hugging!
latoya smith
Gorskys Style. Neither couple can stop laughing throughout the proceedings although no one is really sure why.
Andre K
Camping style - Come on her legs and let the flies do the rest.
ian mac
Dog In A Bathtub - Mount partner from behind similar to doggy, then insert testicles as well. It’s just about as easy as trying to get a dog in a bathtub.
dirty sanchez
Pearl Harbour Style - he lays down on Sunday morning and she sneaks up and blows the hell out of him.
Max Politovskii
Crouching Tiger Style - She gets on all fours, starts growling and he feeds her the meat.
Max Politovskii
Butterface Style - You’ve just been to the pub, you picked up a girl, you start banging her, then you start to sober-up and you think shes allright, but her face… (Usually involves the search for a paper bag.)
Mayhem
Make Believe style - You lie in bed at night imagining the things you never did with your ex, and then proceed to tell people you did them.
jeremy tritt
Dungeons & Dragons Style - Roll d20. Subtract your ‘To Hit Armour Class 0’. Multiply by d6 for insertion ratio. Cross-reference your Constitution score and Dexterity with your Tumbling Skill. If the score is higher than 20, you had sex.
A Backroom Geek
Chemical Engineer style - Do it in packed beds
Matt B
Maths Style - Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply.
Shaun D
Spaghetti style - Have your partner eat your meatballs
je double F jo
Twin Towers - Lean your partner on a wall while hittin’ her until both of ya’ll fall (requires strong legs).
Chill chill will
S.A.S. Style - In and out in three minutes without her knowing
Rick Anderson
The Tea-cup - Get a cup of tea, and drink it whilst it is placed on your partner’s forehead whilst going at it. Very difficult to do if she is moaning about. So better not make it too hot!
Ryan Riley
Married in the hall sex - Every once in a while, meet each other in the hall and say “F@%ck you.”
Jaime