great way to pick up the girls!

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this is great!!!

[FONT=Arial]The story is this: a girl was out with friends having drinks on King St (in Toronto ). This guy approaches her and won’t leave her alone -saying how cute she is. She finally gives in and hands the guy her business card to get rid of him.
The attached is an MP3 file of not one, but TWO voicemails this guy left. This goes down in the history books - especially the second voice mail.
After hearing them you can clearly see why she didn’t call him back - instead she called in to the Z103.5 morning show & had them play this on the air.
Ladies: He is out there… :slight_smile:
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follow the link for the voicemails.

http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny

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Wow that guy has some issues haha

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“Believe it or not, I’m a complete catch”

“There’s nothing wrong with me”

:lol:

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LOL what a stud

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“I’m Greek”

nuff said

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God, I wish I gave this guy my number.

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Comments say its fake, a Viral Marketing skit.

Still hilarious.

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Marketing what? Pepperspray? Restraining orders?

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abortion

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fuck…how did my shit get posted online. This is so embarrasing.

Where did you guys get this from?

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fuck…how did my shit get posted online. This is so embarrasing.

Where did you guys get this from?

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uh wow

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Is this guy from this board?

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It is me…

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maybe your mom has cancer… ugh…

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Patrick Bateman has gone to Canada.

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it works for me :gotme:

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Lol this is so funny “i’m great in bed! Im one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him.”

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Kinda sounded like Dos :rofl: