somehow a lady from the jerry springer show got a hold of my cell number. i dont know if one of my friends called the show and left my number trying to be funny, but she calls me like 3x a day for the last 2 days and always leaves me voicemails saying joe, call me back, i know you have a lot of drama to tell me about… free trip to chicago, ect…
so i dont know what i should do. i have her number, i honestly dont have any drama that involves me directly (but i know of a bunch of drama surrounding a bunch of people)
advice? should i just make somethign up, get a free trip to chicago, and make an ass out of myself on national tv???
just tell them that your roommate got your girlfriend pregnant because he stole her jeans and wore them out to the strip club one night. something that happened that night caused a little accident in the pants, and since they were so tight it got everywhere and ended up embedding themselves into the fabric. when she then unknowingly put them on a day later, some of the swimmers managed to find their way up into her egg region. 4 months later she has a belly and you don’t know who to side with, because the story is so sensational you really don’t want to believe either of them.
yea … because the springer show is concerned about bringing its viewers high quality, thruthful entertainment. therfore they fully investigate all stories b4 the show airs, and edit out any sections that prove to be lies, or that they cannot verify
it will need to somehow involve a fat chick. noone likes them, we can all point and laugh. that whole inner beauty thing is just brain candy for lonely fatties.
