The same question could be asked to yourself.
First calling me a “buddy”
a close friend who accompanies his buddies in their activities
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn
I am sorry, Polar_b16, I do not met any of these qualities with an individual like yourself.
Furthermore, the same question of “WTF are you on” (I left out the buddy because we are not technically buddies) could be asked to yourself.
A b16? The only possible explination for such a silly decision could be that you were on a polar excusrsion in the Antarctic or the Arctic and you have severe hypotherma which in tern damaged the corpus callosotomy of your brain.
After this happend your decision making abilities could be severly alterd which would lead you to the choice of purchasing a b16, or even being in possession, or just putting such a thing in the name of your online persona.
But, we can still be car buddies, ok?