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Whenever I start to play Gamecube games, I suddenly have this overwhelming urge to masterbate more than anything. Even if it’s a game with no sexually revealing characters (such as Pikmin and Mario Sunshine)
947147000 I shook a girls hand right after I had been scratching my crotch
ahahahah
mmmmmeeeee to
157367614 I want to bang my college professor. I just wish she had bigger tits. I bet she’d go for it too. She’s married with toddlers.
880923416 I’ve had three abortions in a matter of four months.
148882941 i like this this girl, but she is totally obsessed with some guy who’s the lead singer of a band. he is a cool guy but i still took a dump on the bonnet of his car.
AHAHHAHAHA!!! OMG that website has got to be the funniest thing I’ve seen in a LOOOONG time!!
945313390 Today I played Soul Calibur II from 1:30 to 11:30 and I think I’ve become sexually attracted to Ivy
and to a lesser extent Xianghua and Taki
283687654 I like the laughing gas thing the dentist makes you breathe in when you need to take in a needle for like pulling out a tooth or cavity. It makez me all woozy and dizzy in the head. I like competing with it on not getting woozy. Its fun.
Edit to add more good ones
127160115 sometimes if i am all alone in an elevator i just get an incredible urge to push the buttons with my cock. sometimes i actually do it.
98526691 I once bought a Britney Spears CD
783075472 I learned how to make out because my sister and I used to act out scenes from “Days of Our Lives”.
Except I don’t think there were any lesbians on that show.
So we stuffed socks in her pants. Big ones.
