hello new friend! I shall call you Grignard and feed you prizzalicious pringles

hahaha… this is great.

i would turn on the fire a bit, let her get all toasty and eat it. do it while it’s still plump and juicy.

yeah that’s good eatin’ right there

:headbang:

kill the fucking thing, its only a bird

It’s not just a bird. They are friends now.

Seal the fireplace doors. Run a hose to the top of the chimney. I think birds float, flood the bitch out…

Augustine wants to eat your eyes out now.

and put a screen up there.

Gas starter in there? Turn the key till it passes out. Then take it outside?