Two boys from Buffalo, NY are playing street hockey when one of the boys is attacked by a rabid pit bull. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, wedges it down the dog’s collar and twists, breaking the dog’s neck.
A Buffalo News reporter hears about the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. “Young Sabres Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal,” he starts writing in his notebook.
“But I’m not a Buffalo Sabres fan,” the young hero replies.
“Sorry,” replied the reporter, "since we’re in Buffalo, I just assumed
you were." “Bills Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack,” the
reporter continues in his notebook. “But I’m not a Buffalo Bills fan, either,” the boy responds.
"I just thought everyone in Buffalo was either a Sabres or a Bill’s
fan," replied the reporter, “Whom do you root for?”
“I’m a Toronto Maple Leaf fan,” the boy answers proudly.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little
