Hi, my name's Failvis. Even my mom won't play with my penis because of the warts!!!!

I miss the days when he told me he was going to hit me fast I wouldn’t even know it and so hard I wouldn’t remember the ambulance ride…but in the same post said he’d have me arrested if I came within 10 feet from him. =(

Yesterday I robbed an elderly woman then fed her cat to her grandchild. But that was yesterday its in the past. I’m a changed man.

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Lol remember when someone keyed “failvis” into urban dictionary?

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