Penis: http://timeglider.com/timeline/194b572e19fd461b
“Trunchion”
“Meat Whistle”
Vagina: http://timeglider.com/timeline/07f47d6b843da763
“Twatchel”
“Lobster-Pot”
“Nether-Eye”
Quick example pic (there are many more than this:)
Some of these NEED to make a comeback, lol.
“Throw your Irish toothache in her fore-hatch Jimmy!”