How could we forget about The lobster claw?

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We all know about the shocker, But how have we forgotten about the lobster claw?

A sexual act similar to the shocker, in which the thumb is inserted in the vaginal opening and the remaining 4 fingers are inserted in the anus. The position of the hand resembles the large claw of a common lobster.

‘She was so slutty, I pulled off the lobster claw! Her asshole was that loose.’

The lobster claw

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i almost spit my beer on the keyboard

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checks date

yup, new post

welcome to the internet, guys :tup:

EDIT: is about to google the Spock, til he thinks about it for a second

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:repost:
We’ve all seen the “Shocker” “The Spock” and “The Lobster Claw”