So you are chosen to compete against other people. All of you are locked in a standard Home Depot, that is dark except the emergency lights above the exits. The goal is to kill one another to become the last man standing, last person alive gets to leave.
You are allowed to choose 3 pieces of equipment to aid you. Anything with a bar code counts as one piece of equipment, for example, if you choose a nail gun, then a container of nails will be needed, so that would equal two pieces of equipment. If the equipment needs something to operate, like gas or batteries, the second thing will count as an item. You can use only the equipment you choose, no scalping from dead guys.
What three weapons would you choose, and what would be your strategy?
A ladder, a cinder block, and a mountain dew. I would climb to the top of a pallet rack with a cinder block, then drop it on heads unsuspecting people below. Climb down, get cinder block back, repeat. Drink mountain dew for energy to keep climbing up and down the ladder.
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Though an air compressor, a box of nails, and a PVC tube would be more fun…
They aren’t to KILL someone they are to disorient them. Burning eyes, itchy lungs, BAM pitch fork in the chest.
Onyx you’d be helping me! Everyone would really be pissed with your mustard gas concoction, but I could still stab you with my pitch fork. Muhahahaha
Fry would be doing well until I tossed a can on the rack under him, or until that cinder block misses one person and smashes on the ground below. Might be better off with a vice or something else super heavy.
FYI, they probably sell a more concetrated amonia than windex
i mixed ammonia with bleach once and actually cleaned with it for a while in my basement without any effect. it is going to take WAY more than 1 gallon to clear out a home depot warehouse. Way too much volume.
Having used those, it’s more hassle than it’s worth and you will not be able to cut 360 degree circles in an isle without raising it up and out of the way.
I was thinking you’re out of luck on any gas powered items since home depot doesn’t stock gas but the home depot tool rental stuff comes with gas in it.
Logic: It’s going to be dark in there. One blast in the face with that 1000 lumen LED light with it’s 5 mile range and you’re blind. The swinging pick would kill/maim but still be easy to yank out for a 2nd swing. The gas mask helps deal with the chemical attacks. Once I’ve blinded the guys hiding up high it wouldn’t be hard to climb up and get them.
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