Home Depot Death Match Fun

[Motocrossx23]

Meh my order picker would give me plenty of “get the fuck away”, lateral and longitudinal movement ftw.

You guys are overlooking the obvious.

[38stang]

But guys with the chainsaws and trimers are forgetting they need gas and oil, so wouldn’t those 2 items use up your other 2 choices?

Chainsaw + oil + gas = running chainsaw, but out of choices…hmm

[Fry]

Drive-by slashings!

You guys don’t know how to have fun killing people. You’re fighting to the death in home depot for God’s sake!

[boardjnky4]

the gas powered stuff usually includes a small thing of oil!

[drvnkd]

I searched through tool rental looking for a bob cat… does HD rent those?

I wonder how hard it would be to rig up napalm of sorts…

[JayS]

@38stang

But guys with the chainsaws and trimers are forgetting they need gas and oil, so wouldn’t those 2 items use up your other 2 choices?

Chainsaw + oil + gas = running chainsaw, but out of choices…hmm

Tool rental has chainsaws that come ready to go. It’s still one UPC code when they scan it for the rental. I still wouldn’t want one though.

[Geoff]

Kevin McCallister had this shit on lockdown YEARS ago

@38stang

But guys with the chainsaws and trimers are forgetting they need gas and oil, so wouldn’t those 2 items use up your other 2 choices?

Chainsaw + oil + gas = running chainsaw, but out of choices…hmm

I think the bigger concern with motorized weapons is giving away your position. STEALTH is definitely the name of the game here.

[Fry]

Beg for my life.

:io:

[boardjnky4]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[JayS]

I think I’ll give up my gas mask and add this:

http://www.homedepot.com/h_d1/N-5yc1vZ1xhu/R-100062506/h_d2/ProductDisplay?langId=-1&storeId=10051&catalogId=10053

Perfect for killing silently in the dark. Home Depot has enough ventilation the gas attacks will clear soon enough to resume hunting.

[Maverick]

Drano
Sheet of metal
And a torch.

Drop the metal in the drano… place it near a wall and light the torch
BAM

Walk out the whole in the wall and come back with more weapons or something.

But if i wanted to have fun

And gas

Logic behind it: Use gas to get generator running and making lots of noise, when some dumb shit grabs the handles of the generator, Nail his hands to it and make him push the cart around with the compressor on top. Than its akimbo nailers all the way. And its portable!

[klug]

hatchet, gas mask, metal garbage can lid. I would pull an arnold from predator and run around killing gorilla style, covered in whatever substance is on the floor. Super snk lol

[drvnkd]

If I can use the same bar code more than once then…

• This
  and as many of these as the rules allow
  
  I chose electric as to help save scavenged gasoline and to allow mounting at any angle.

[Mike93]

This would make for such an amazing movie…

[Paulo]

@Mike93

This would make for such an amazing movie…

Saw XXIII

[Motocrossx23]

“Attention Home Depot shoppers…”

[dirtye30]

a cargo type net, a length of pvc and a length of barb/razor wire.

id net you, render you unconcious via PVC blow to the dome, insert pvc in ass, insert barb wire in pvc, remove pvc, then remove barb wire. you bleed out. rinse and repeat.

[Blue_Eyed_Devil]

“Anything with a bar code counts as one piece of equipment” - order pickers don’t have a bar code. Am I right?

Not enough info to answer. How many people am I going to have to eliminate? Are they all male? How old are they? etc, etc.

I can tell you fire would most likely be involved, it is hard to defend against a flame thrower while wearing shorts and flip flops and a tee shirt.

[Ciaran]

Lighter,
aerosol can,
bigger pitchfork

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@Fry

Beg for my life.

:io:

best post on son ever holy shit

[ricers_r_us]

according to my gf you can only get that gas mask online. not sold in any store hahaha