Home Depot Death Match Fun

I LOL’D. Goooooood one!!!

great thread :bigclap: :bigtup:

Solid thread and this might be a stupid question, but what is an order picker?

This is easy… I would get 3 of these.

http://www.homedepot.com/h_d1/N-5yc1vZ1xil/R-100632408/h_d2/ProductDisplay?langId=-1&storeId=10051&catalogId=10053

169 sq. ft. of bar code. [/barcodehack]

all this talk of nail guns reminded me of this… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKxorJuA9no&feature=related

I was assuming it is some kind of forklift.

http://www.outdoorgasgrills.org/images/Outdoor_gas_grill.jpg

http://thriftypropaneinc.com/img/thrifty-propane.jpg

http://www.filmstarrentals.com/media/ccp0/prodlg/hand-truck.jpg

strategy: Nobody will want to kill the cook.

the hand truck is in case the body is all the way back in plumbing.

They do have bar codes, but only for maintenance, so you could argue it doesn’t count. But at the same time it’s gonna be in the store and part of the environment so why not use it?

Order picker:

http://www.handling.barloworld.com/images/new-equipment/r30xm2-application1.jpg

http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/80/80c9e425-cdf2-4d77-98a9-06c6d1557b33_300.jpg

http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/3f/3f5b6207-53e8-492d-8e17-997780731c87_300.jpg

http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/32/32865f41-be63-4091-8fe4-b3491aab6407_300.jpg

The down side is that you machete/Axe type pricks would cut my power cord and kill me where I stand. Best thing to do would be team up with 2 others and make it to the final 3. Then I’d start a nice fire in the clean up isle…

Anything that has a bar code and can be purchased by an individual. LoL

As far as the population inside the store, it would be totally random. Picture yourself shopping at ~4pm on a Tuesday and everyone in that store having to be involved in the death match.

You’d have men & women, older and younger, fat slobs and fit all mixed up in a single store with only one way out!

http://www.pet-dog-cat-supply-store.com/shop/shop_image/product/35817b0007c8333af468317754f69a76.jpg

http://cdn.crooksandliars.com/files/uploads/2010/03/brick_2d5f9.jpg

Strategy: Blow that bitch up with the fertilizer, and use the brick to escape through the sliding glass door.

:facepalm:

  1. Not the kind of fertilizer that explodes.
  2. Even ammonium nitrate fertilizers need just the right mixture of diesel fuel to become bombs, and ammonium nitrate is only available commercially and heavily regulated.

But continue, in a random melee like this there will always be easy kills and more difficult kills. The guy standing over a bag of Scotts weed and feed trying to light it with a propane torch should be one of the easiest. :lol:

So if I wanted to drop bricks/blocks/pavers from the top shelf of those pallet racks I would need a string to retrieve it because I only get three bricks?(brick are sold individually) LOL

http://www.premierwood.com/images/categories/ballgroup.jpg

Make a few Mace like devices to through / swing at peoples faces.

Yah two bricks and a rope lol.

Great, now the next time I go to Home Depot I’ll be terrified walking around every corner…

http://www.homedepot.ca/wcsstore/HomeDepotCanada/images/catalog/20-556X_IP_rgb_4.jpg
http://www.homedepot.ca/wcsstore/HomeDepotCanada/images/catalog/20-556X_IP_rgb_4.jpg
http://www.homedepot.ca/wcsstore/HomeDepotCanada/images/catalog/15768.SEP2051ABKSQ_4.jpg

Thats all I need.

Not on homedepot.com but I’ve seen these in lowes/HD before
http://www.flameengineering.com/Jet_Torch_Kits.html
http://www.flameengineering.com/Assets/torch_images/JET_8_Action.jpg
plus biggest propane tank available, plus order picker.

I bet I could build a rifle to get a 3/8 cap screw past 1000fps with parts from the plumbing section, it’d take more than 3 parts though. lol

Going by the rules, I’d have to go with the hide very well then take out the remaining people with some sort of melee weapons.

Fixed. LOL

The 3500psi pressure washer they rent at the tool counter is also very tempting…That thing will cut you up like nobody’s business.