How do I get rid of sulfuric acid?

I have a decent sized jug of sulfuric acid in my shed, it’s been there since the 80’s. I moved it for the 19th time today, and it’s time for it to leave permanently before it breaks and bad things happen.:bloated: I guess the town won’t even take it when they accept hazardous materials. So what the hell do I do with such an item? Any scientists on this board? Maybe someone has a use for it :snky: or knows how to properly dispose of it. Thanks.

lets eat it!

Pour it on an old 911.

sak seriously im thinking of sooooooo much fun and dangerous stuff we could do with this…

lets pour it in the street and see what happens!

lets put it in a bottle and dump it in a burger king bathroom!

lets walk around and offer people drinks of our delicious beverage!!!

free car washes!!!

with acid!!

lets pour it on a fire and see what happens!

Guaranteed to clean everything off down to bare metal, and beyond!

So many uses when you think of the things you can burn, melt, or damage!

lets bake cookies but instead of eggs we can use acid!

Just add water! And according to wikipedia we can make dried fruit!

lets refine crude oil and make nylon!!!

fuzzy you in on this acid mish?

lets put it in a spray bottle and shoot people in the face at a supermarket!!!

just dump it in the lake

See if it really does mix with toe jam on someone who doesn’t pay debts…

Baking soda?

Local college and find some cool grad student? All of our chem labs had waste containers for things like that.

DONATE IT to a school. I’m sure some school “High school or college” would accept it. Just call around and ask for the science dept.

We can make nitroglycerin and blow ourselves up