so, my boss just left my work, and i’m supposed to make a christmas tree out of bags of these:
it has to be able to be moved, study, and about 6 feet tall. all i have to work with are a damn near unlimmited supply of green peanuts in bags (like shown above), clear shipping tape, and a bunch of boxes. no zip ties, super glue, or anything that would make this easy.
any ideas? just curious to see what everyone comes up with.
Lay out a nice base about 4’ in diameter. Lay down rolls of tape about 1/2" in from the edge covering the whole thing, lay down another (smaller obviously) layer of peanuts. 4hrs later, you’ll have a tree.
Although you could make a few cardboard cones of decreasing diameter, space them, stack them, and tape green peanuts to them all night, finding employment that doesn’t involve hold-my-helmet-while-I-drink-my-juice-box kind of jobs is a much better alternative.
wrap your bosses desk in tape and dump peanuts everywhere and just act like its the best god damn tree ever… he’ll be so dumbfounded by it, he won’t bother making you clean it up or finish.