how do i make a christmas tree out of packing peanuts?

I’d be totally excited at the prospect of doing something as silly as that. But so far all I’m seeing is a lot of weaksauce.

This is what you do:

-Box for the base/stand,
-Unfold another box for a circular base
-Cut a hole in the circular base and stick 6ft cardboard tube in it.
-Using packing tape, sticky side out make a general tree shape
-Open every bag of packing peanuts
-Dump every last peanut on the top/sides/whatever, save one bag.
-Walk up to your manager with the open bag
-Toss the rest on him saying “Look, it’s snowing!”
-Then skip out the door singing Christmas carols, and find a new job