How do you make a baby fly?

[newman]

@boardjnky4

teenage douche inflates large pillow like object with air
teenage douche places infant on end of said object
teenage douche jumps on opposite end of said object
baby cruises about 5-6 and lands basically upside down

@Fry

Dumb fuck about 14 years old puts a baby on an air mattress pillow sort of thing, then jumps on it, launch baby. Baby lands about 4 feet away. Teens think it’s hilarious.

both of these sound really awesome.

let’s be honest people, the baby is probably going to wind up on welfare anyway…