I almost always wake up before my alarm.
let my first alarm a 1/2 hour b4 the 2nd. so i sey it at 8. then the real one at 830. thats for work days. other days i just dont get up
i set mine so that i have just enough time to get up,shower and do my 15 min drive to my shop. if i sleep in for even 5 minutes im usually late.
just doooooooo it
Honestly, find something to look forward to doing the next day and go to bed with that in mind.
For example, go to bed hungry and have eggs and bacon in the fridge. Better for you than going to bed full and not eating breakfast anyway.
i don’t know, but I’m a morning person.
I also like morning blowjobs…
I just recently put my coffee maker in my room. Set it up before you go to bed, and put it on a timer. If the smell of coffee in the morning doesn’t make you get out of bed and run to the shitter, then just poop in the covers. Either way, I guarantee it will wake you up.
Giving?
lol had to do it. <3
This is currently my alarm on my phone. You may have to wash your sheets when this blasts though.
I put a stereo with subwoofer that had an alarm in my room. I put it 12’ from the bed so I HAD to get up and turn it off. The combo worked for me…loud and physically being made to get up instead of stretching for snooze.
I do the same thing, 1 alarm clock on the other side of the room. After 3 times or so hitting the snooze, you’re sick of getting up and just start your day.
I have my alarm clock across my room so I have to get up to turn it off.
I’ll often wake up 5 min or so before the alarm goes on, which I find weird and annoying. In this case I’ll often get up and hit the snooze and fall back asleep.
I am only motivated to get up in order to not wake up my wife. I try to limit the snooze to one use.
When she wasn’t living with me I had my cell phone set to go off twice and my main alarm across my room and it was still hard for me to get up.
They do have those alarm clocks that bounce and shit, so you have to chase them in order to turn them off.
lol @ all the stinky no shower asses on thie board
Shower at bedtime FTW. Helps me wind down and I have more time.
i like to put my clothes in the oven before work
It’s like taking a shit instead of leaving it?
He didn’t specify
Think of all that funk you produce while you sleep…
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how i do it lol
I could never wake up for work and not shower before going in
I work with industrial adhesive at a small custom sign shop, there is no point lol
LOL I absolutely have to shower in the morning. ICK I can’t imagine what a day would be like without.