How to win at life v. Even JEG can understand

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Can you really think of something better to use as measurement?

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going out and banging 400 fatties /= winning at life.

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wait let me change this up,

You cannot get an attractive girl that you would want to call your wife, without winning at life.

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It wasn’t so much that it took 5 minutes to read this, its that it wasn’t funny enough to keep my attention for 5 minutes.

I think thats what people imply when they say “its a long read,” in regards to longs stories like this on forums. Lets face it, were an on the go generation and we want everything right now, and wrapped up all neatly. A laugh out of a post like this could take 5 minutes and would be of equal hilarity of maybe a 30 second youtube video of a kid hitting his dad in the junk with a bat while swingin for a pinata .

I know this is apples to oranges but im just saying lol.

Edit: Some people are just genuine dumbasses and probably took 10 minutes to chomp through this thing… Im not defending them.

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It does stipulate to try for at least a 7 or 8

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There are more K-fed’s in the world than you think…

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yeah, but that’s subjective. if you want to quantify “winning”, you can’t use subjective data.

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And it worked out so well for him…

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lol when i said long read, i meant that i was expecting it to be a 30 second blurb… it lost its amusement about half way through :gotme:

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He’s free to be a complete unemployed assbag because he’s financially set for life for banging a hot (at that time) broad. He was the envy of a hell of a lot of teen and early 20’s guys. He even got to make a dogshit rap album and release it under a major label. I’d say it did.

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lol.

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^^ all going to fail at life!

i fucking lol’d multiple times

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:bigclap:

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good shit

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:bigclap:

Bravo sir! Bravo!

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there is nothing there :gotme:

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sometimes in life you have to look at what you have and not what is missing

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I know. as much as my life sucks sometimes, I have a car, a truck, a loving family, there is always food on the table, clean water, a heated house, and the internetz. I might not have what I want but I have what I NEED.

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you took my spin joke about the image missing way too seriously… but I’m glad you have the basics, you might want to add a gun to the list before obama bans them.

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I would rather fuck 400 fattys then the same 7 or 8 for the rest of my life.

busting a nut is the most important part of the day.