newman, you should get that chalkboard paint. You paint it on then it has the texture of a chalk board and you can have your crazy drunk bitches write all over that instead of your desk. 
haha. i’m so done with crazy broads… or broads in general. DUDES FTW. <3
Clearly, you have been watching too much HGTV.
haha, i almost never watch tv, but i did catch an episode of “extreme makeover: home edition” and it really set off the “gay interior designer” in me. But if i was actually gay, i would have done a much sweeter job.
The 4 of us were seriously sitting around watching extreme makeover: home edition.
And then we knitted potholders for the kitchen.
Sorry, we knitted potholders for the kitchen and Jam’s was the best. Quit bitching.