I can't believe people drive ____, I'd rather have ___ because...

fill it in… I’ll start.

I can’t believe people drive VW golfs, I’d rather have a civic because VWs are slow and :gay:

I can’t believe people drive miatas, I’d rather have a camaro because my dick would fall off.

I can’t Believe people drive Daewoos, Id rather have a Aveo becuase thats at least american.

damn you

OH THE IRONING.

I can’t believe people drive SUVs, I’d rather have a monster truck because I could crush insignificant hippies. (Or an estate for better fuel economy per foot of storage)

I cant believe people drive 86 Hondas… I rather drive a Dodge Stratus because thats what Will Farrell drives.

boooo

that was the point…

I can’t believe people drive, I’d rather have an ozone because I’m a hippie.

Just kidding.

I can’t beleive people drive CARS, I’d rather have a helicopter, because fuck you that’s why.

I can’t believe people drive LS1 cars, i’d rather have a honda because it won’t blow up…

i cant believe people spec v’s,id rather have someone on nyspeed buy it

I can’t believe people drive motorcycles, I’d rather have a car because I don’t want to “be the roll cage”

I can’t believe people start threads like this, I’d rather have a VW because I can run you over.

nice engrish

i can’t believe people drive fat chicks, I’d rather drive an average size girl because they are easier to steer.

WAT?

hahaha so fucking funny

I cant believe people drive honda elements, i’d rather sit in a box on a skateboard.

I can’t believe I’m posting in this retarded thread, I’d rather be at the beach but it’s overcast like woah.

says the guy who eats motors like it’s cool…

I can’t believe people drive h2’s…i’d rather have an h1