courtesy flushes are over rated,
battle shits is a better approach
^ agreed.
Totally agree. There is nothing better then a game of battleshits early in the morning with a co-worker, it really wakes you up!
This thread is awesome… definitely got a good laugh outta it
apples don’t poop.
how fucking stupid.
no, but everyone poops apples. not literally but they gotta come out somewhere ya know.
haha thats great lol
anyone else hate those automatic flushing mofo’s that go off when you move even a little?
lol
I could not stop laughing, i showed my girl friend and she couldn’t stop laughing! best thread ever!
PS. It is a well known fact that stall 1 has the weakest and quietest flush out of all the stalls. Stall 4 sucks the fucking asscrack hairs out of your crack. Stall 1 is like, a level 1 white water rafting trip.
that is what I need in my house.
omg I love your stories lmfao
Uggh. Don’t ever come to Praxair. The fucking bathrooms are like a goddam sound booth for your ass. I’m so glad I don’t sit within 20 feet of the bathroom anymore. The post-lunch symphony was gross.
At least your office has gaskets on the wall.
:lol: With every crap that you take, ask yourself, “Is this good for the company?”
I fucking lolled.
how do you get a good grip with a gasket? cmon man up…
i lol’d but not as funny as the all you can eat beef stroganof story
My bodyweight is more than enough to provide proper torque.