Anyone else feel bad for the squirrel? Tell me old people swearing in german at a crazy squirrel isn’t the funniest shit ever! I wish someone would make a cartoon about this story.
I was attacked by one the other day :meh:
But lol at the story.
The mental imagery created by the detailed description of the events made me laugh.
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The mental imagery created by the detailed description of the events made me laugh.
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Thats the best part. i see a guy that looks like a super old hitler running around in uniform!
“The spokesman said experts thought the attack may have been linked to the mating season or because the squirrel was ill.”
Maybe the squirel had bluballs?
rofl
grampa griswold inserts:
“SQUUIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL”
you couldn’t hear a dumptruck driving through a nitroglycerine plant
“German squirrel on a rampage injures 3 people”
I want to know how they know it is a German squirrel.
I’ll bet it was one of those damn foreign squirrels!
laughing hysterically, I find myself saying “what the fuck” in a joking manner as I picture a killer squirrel on the loose