I have hit a new high in my professional career. I am on top of the world!!
I hate that you have to shave your moustache now 
Were you promoted to head homely guy with bad haircut and mustache (moustache)?
Do you wear a nametag so you know how to spell it?
Is this supposed to be funny somehow?
You kinda look like the tourrrets guy
Im pretty sure he is trying to take a shot at me for my thread, but it is a very poor attempt IMO
Reached the pinnacle of your professional career?
Can you tie that tie any shorter?
Why did the iPhone autocorrect mustache to moustache? Lol
If this really is an attempt at a parody I’m about to give him like a 2 day ban for just how unfunny this is.
Did the easter bunny poop in your shoes?
I like how the lamp really ties the wallpaper and couch together.
Cmon man, bad humor is the glue that binds this country together.
It’s nice to see that there are still jobs out there for registered sex offenders.
Congrats on the manager position. I always knew you would move up from working the drive-thru.
How many becks do you make now?
At best I would assume .33 becks
I kinda figured this is what you looked like.
Not me, I was surprised