Dane cook, you can lick my nuts...

because I made employee of the month

bowl cams huh

Your company must REALLY suck :rofl

Jk jk, nice job man.

you have a girls name?

jkjk congrats

Thanks for making sure no turd goes unnoticed.

so what did you monitor, 1 flush or 2? non flushers? urinal cake thieves?

:lol does employee of the month warrant you a front row parking spot for the month?

I see you pewping…
http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/crazy-michael-jackson.jpg

Adam, did you not read the rest… :rofl

Congrats.

I feel like this has gone over quite a few heads? :ponder

You have a gay first name.

<3 you to cupcake

Just playing with ya man… You’ve always been good to my johnson.